What the hell....?

I really have nothing else on my mind to blog about, so I figured I'd list some things that make me think "What the Hell..?" or things I just want to rant about. Hope I don't offend anyone ;x

As you ALL should know, I love me some Jersey girl style, but these nails.... I just don't get it.

How does someone function with these bad boys? They are too wide, that's for damn sure... and they just look ridiculous. If you are rocking these fanned nails.. I dare you to try to pick up a quarter off of a table or the floor. LOL, it won't happen.


Janelle & Keffer's relationship (Teen Mom 2)

is this bitch retarded? I sometimes can't even watch the show with out feeling like changing the channel when it comes to Janelle's part. We all know your white trash, that's a given.. but why in the world would you choose that low life, ass crack always hanging out, arms always covered in band-aids, drug head GOOBER over your own child??? She'll be back with him on next weeks episode. SMH.


Tattoo's are quite addicting... and one who get's a tattoo should really think hard about what they are getting before they get it, or you will have REGRETS. I have a small, stupid little tat I regret and it's made me think differently about getting more. I only get a tat that I've thought long & hard about and which will have LOTS of meaning... If I see this effing Tattoo in one more picture on Tumblr, or google images, I might freak out.

be freaking ORIGINAL. You & about 10,000 other girls have these stupid bows on the back of your thighs, it's dumb looking.


I don't feel like there's much to explain about this...

Mini Vans. hate em. They are creepy & stupid looking. I always seem to get stuck behind one of these ridiculous looking things on a no-pass road going like 20 below the speed limit. They should be banned - from every road i'm on. the end.

Fall Photo shoots!

pin up shoot I did with Ashleigh, she's got some amazing ideas!

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I decided I wanted to do a couples shoot with Brandon & and BFF shoot with my Barbz, Ash <3

Current Obsessions!

This is freaking AMAZE! I need every color,


Saturday, I went to Dave & Buster's with the rents, the boyfriend & the lil bro for his birthday party! My bro & his 3 friends ran around playing just about every game, while Me & Brandon split this delicious desert.
I. Am. In. Love.

pump the brakes!

Skuuuurrrrrrrrrt! We have a creep on the loose! Watch out ladies... you could be next!

It all started on my Tumblr page. The good ole' Anonymous Ask box!

It amazes me the balls (or foul vagina) this person has to write me these things... like I care about their opinion. I'm sure Stalker Sally is reading this right now actually & thinking "well you must care if your blogging/tweeting about it". That's where your wrong Sally, I could give 1 million shit's less what you think about me or about your shitty advice. I chose to blog/tweet about this because I find you quite amusing & a little scary. Since you wanted to go public and try to blast me via Tumblr, I'm going to blast you and show my readers how much of a vagina you are. I bet now you most definitely won't reveal your identity since everyone who has read what you wrote said you are a complete LOONE. if you don't believe me, go check out my facebook.. it's right there for you to creep, cause I'm sure you have my fb page bookmarked on your favs! Your scary because I never knew anyone who was that obsessed with me. You spoke of colors I wear, eye color, body features, places I'm going, My boyfriend. You should probably find your nearest looney hospital and admit yourself before you really loose it. I afraid one day I'll wake up with out a face, because you will be wearing it and prancing around at your next birthday party! FREAK.

All I have to say to you is, Thanks so much for making me one of your BIGGEST fans. If you'd like, I can email you an autographed photo of myself for you to add to your 'I LOVE TEENY' shrine. Just a thought ;)

The big One-Two

Today is my baby brother's 12th Birthday! I remember when I was 12 yrs old he was born. Crazy how fast time flies!

blazers, leopard & gold Oh my!

I sent this to Brandon Via Fb. He "disliked" this list... oh well, it was worth a try ;) haha!

I was being a smart ass. I've been BUGGING him for a puppy foreverrrrrr. Also had to spice it up with Juicy pup accessories and other fab finds <3 lol

Product of the week!

I don't know if it's just stress or what, but my face has been breaking out so badly around my chin area and it's killing me. ugh, I hate break outs! I had to try something new to fix this ish. When me and Brandon went to Target to get some Christmas shopping done, He bought this for me. So far, so good :)


This formula is supposed to work better & faster than Proactiv. It also won the editor's choice award for Allure Mag. Must be some good stuff!

3 Steps:

Step 1:
Skin Polishing Acne Cleanser contains Salicylic Acid acne medicine and micro-fine beads designed to unclog pores as well as to treat and help prevent pimples, blackheads and whiteheads.

Step 2:
Acne Control Lotion contains Benzoyl Peroxide acne medicine, which kills acne-causing bacteria, treats inflamed breakouts and helps prevent future acne.
* I could totally feel this working! Most control lotions have a thin consistancy, but this one is thicker and you can feel like working in the prone areas as your skin starts to feel tighter!

Step 3:
Oil-Free SPF 15 Lotion (as needed) is a unique combination of SPF 15 and DermaNaturals®, an exclusive botanical complex. It protects acne-prone skin from damaging UV rays, while calming and promoting the return of clear, healthy-looking skin.

Perfect bucket list

I started following this cute blog- perfectbucketlist.tumblr.com and thought i'd share it! I posted a few photos of things that would be on my bucket list! Enjoy ;)

Sunday Skins Suck Day!

First off, let me just start by saying...

MY TEAM FREAKIN' SUCKS!!!


can't believe we lost (well actually I can believe it) to Dallas.. I can't stand the team along with all the Dallas fans that blow up Facebook with all their shit talking and praising. I'm over it.


On a better note, Tomorrow I'm shooting with the lovely Ashleigh Sweat. We are going to do a pin-up photo shoot and I'm beyond excited! My past couple of shoots have been bikini, so I'm ready to try something new & fresh to add to my portfolio! This is what we are kind of going for:


hot right?
I hope I get more followers on here soon. I'm going to start doing more make-up, hair & skin related reviews, along with some tutorials! Stay tuned :)

Coming back....

thinking about starting to post in this again! This blog totally needs a make over though ;/ ugh!

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New Stuff(s)!

Hola! First off let me start by saying Happy Mother's Day to those out there who are awesome mom's, ya'll ROCK! Some people should take notes from these awesome mommies.. mmhmm.

Secondly, sorry for the lack of posting, I'm always SO super busy.. Working ALL the time. wah ;( I'll be posting more now that I want to get back in the swing of things in the blogger world.

AWESOME NEWS!! I got a boyfriend. lol that sounds so nerdy :P But yes, he's super cute & funny & absolutely sweet as can be. *High Five* to me! ♥





My make-up collection feels like it just keeps growing & growing, So that results in a cramped up bag that is clearly a hot mess. I went to Target and found a really cute Caboodle Make-up Bag and it helps me keep more organized! LOVE IT.



it was like $30 but really worth it. I like how I can keep all my MAC eye shadows together, brushes, etc. Super stoked. Also I found this AWESOME website called iViScents and pretty much I want EVERYTHING! I ordered this today:

iSmell Soap in "Sandcastle"


iCing Body Frosting in "Birthday Cake"


I also ordered some clip-in fringed bangs to add to my hair when I'm feeling frisky! :) I found this really cute website from a YouTube channel, This girl is BEYOND adorable - www.sweetextensions.com. I can't wait to try them out! I'll have to do a testimonial on them after I get them!

for shits & giggles!

get'cha tan on girl...

To contribute to my whole Jersey girl kick I'm going with these days, I figured I'd go ahead & post about my new tanning lotion. Well let me take this back to a few days ago... In my last post I made a comment about someone trying to insult me. I was told to "Have a Jerseylicious day" since everything about me is fake.. I guess, from my hair, to my boobs, & even my fab tan :) Oh & don;t forget my fake eyelashes too! I actually took it as a compliment.. a "Jerseylicious girl" is tan, has long hair, tan skin, a nice rack & good style. So what if my hair is fake, I bought it, so it's MINE :) and all the other qualities sound like one hot bitch, just sayin! So anyways, back to the lotion... I stopped by my tanning place to get my tan on, and the owner told me he got the new JWOWW tanning lotion in. I just HAD to see this bottle. I held it, smelled it, and it honestly spoke out to me. It said "hey you, fake girl, I know you want to buy me.. I'm the next best thing to you being a level 10 jerseylicious babe." So I listened to that bottle of gorg black bronzer and went for it, I got my damn tan on.




Mmmm. You know you want some :)


I'd like to give you all an actual review but I've only used it once, so that will have to wait. Until then.. Hope you have a Jerseylicious day :) :) :) :)